You're right and don't worry, the irony
hasn't escaped us for a company who've been
banging on about taste and exceptionally fine
brewing, we sometimes use the most un-appetising
terms and phrases.
For your benefit, we've included this glossary so you've got the accurate meaning of the words we use and not the one's you've made up yourself.
(We have included a couple of our favourite misinterpretations though.)
Aerobic
An organism, such as top fermenting
ale yeast, which needs oxygen to metabolise.
Ale
Beers distinguished by use of top fermenting yeast
strains, which perform at warmer temperatures
than do yeasts used to brew lager beer, and their
by-products are more evident in taste and aroma.
Fruitiness and esters are often part of an ale's
character.
Barrel
Traditional unit of volume in UK beer industry
- equivalent to 163.66 litres.
(288 pints if that's your next question.)
Bitterness
The taste component added by hops. The perception
of a bitter flavour from iso-alpha-acid
in solution, is measured in International Bitterness
Units (IBU).
(It's been suggested that since that woman all over the world tend to react in a similar fashion when it comes to men getting home a bit late from the pub, IBUs could be used in another context too.)
Bottle-conditioning
Secondary fermentation and maturation in the bottle,
creating complex aromas and flavours.
Bright Beer
Non-cask conditioned beer - dispensed using
CO2 or nitro-gas. The majority of the beer drunk
round the world is "bright beer".
Bung
The stopper that closes the hole in a keg or cask
through which the cask is filled and emptied.
CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale)
UK association for fans of real (cask conditioned)
ale.
Sparkle caused by carbon dioxide, either created
during fermentation or injected later.
Cask
A closed, barrel-shaped container for beer. They
come in various sizes and are now usually made
of metal. The bung in a cask of "real" beer or
ale must be made of wood to allow the pressure
to be released, as the fermentation of the beer,
in the cask, continues.
Cask Conditioned Ale - also called "Real
Ale"
A name for draught beer brewed from traditional
ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation
in the container from which it is dispensed, and
served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide.
Chill Haze
A condition occurring in some beers at low (near
freezing) temperatures caused by proteins in the
beer becoming cloudy. Not an indication of bad
beer.
Conditioning Tank
A vessel in which beer, principally lagers and
"bright beers" is placed after primary
fermentation. This gives the beer a chance to
mature and smoothes out any unwanted flavours.
Beers will spend anything from days to months
in conditioning tanks, depending on the recipe
and desired end flavour.
Copper
A copper is basically a large pan in which the
wort is boiled up with the hops.
The pan has a round bottom to maximise the effect
of the boil. Boiling the liquid has 3 effects:
It stabilises the colour.
It concentrates the sugars (as about 6%
of the liquid will evaporate).
It releases the flavour of the hops, which
also sterilises the liquid.
Coppers got their name because they were traditionally
made from copper - which is a good, even
conductor of heat. (This was particularly important
as most were directly heated by coal fires.)
Today most "coppers" used by breweries are made
of stainless steel and heated by a coil in the
same way as a domestic kettle. The Caledonian
Brewery brews its beer using the
last, direct fired, copper coppers in the UK.
Dry-hopping
The addition of dry hops to fermenting or maturing
beer to increase its hop character or aroma.
(Not the bloke who goes from pub to pub and doesn't drink anything.)
Esters
Esters are organic compounds that result from
the interaction of acids and alcohol. The presence
of esters can cause the fruity flavours and aromas,
such as banana, blueberry, and pear that intentionally
or unintentionally occur in some beers.
Fermentation
Conversion of sugars into ethyl alcohol and carbon
dioxide, through the action of yeast.
Finings
Finings (pronounced fine-ings) are often used
in wine and beer to clarify the liquid. Finings
are a gelatinous semi-transparent substance obtained
by cleaning and drying the air bladders of the
sturgeon, cod, hake, and other fishes. Finings
attract the fine yeast particles suspended in
the beer till they are large enough to sink, under
the influence of gravity, to the bottom of the
cask and thus clarify the beer. Because they sink
to the bottom of the beer barrel with any tiny
particles of yeast, the finings are not imbibed
when beer is drunk.
Brewers' term for milled grains, or the combination
of milled grains to be used in a particular brew.
Derives from the verb to grind.
Hand Pump
A device for dispensing draft beer using a pump
operated by hand. The use of a hand pump allows
the cask-conditioned beer to be served without
the use of pressurised carbon dioxide.
Hogshead
A large, medieval beer barrel - equivalent
to 54 Gallons which is 249.54 litres or 432 UK pints.
Hops
The hop is a tall climbing plant distantly related
to the cannabis plant i.e. hemp. The modern hop
has been developed from a wild plant that was
originally used as a medicinal herb in early Egypt.
The plants are perennials, produced from cuttings,
and can be expected to remain productive for 10
- 20 years or more, sending their roots down to
a depth of up to 12 feet (3.75 m). Each year they
die back to ground level and re-grow in the spring
to a height of at least 16 feet (5 m).
The UK hop-harvesting season is the month of September.
"Bines", the hop plants laden with the
all-important cones, are cut at a height of three
feet above ground and brought in from the field.
Here they are fed into picking and sorting equipment
which separates the valuable cones from leaves
and stem. The hops are then dried in a kiln or
oast house, where the moisture content is reduced
from about 80% to 10%.
Isinglass
Also called finings. Material made from fish bladders
used to clarify beer.
Keg
The name given to the aluminium barrels in which
beer is now delivered to pubs. Several standard
sizes exist with 9, 11 and 18 UK gallons being
the most common. These are equivalent to 72, 88
or 144 UK pints or 41, 50 and 82 litres respectively.
Lager
The word lager comes from the German word lagern
which means, "to store". A perfect description
as lagers are brewed with bottom fermenting yeast
that work slowly at around 34°F, and are often
further stored at cool temperature to mature.
Lager yeast ferments more sugars, leaving a crisp
clean taste which produce fewer by-product characters
than ale yeast.
Liquor
The quality of the water that is used to brew
is an important factor in the flavour of the beer.
Brewers refer to the water they work with as "liquor".
Malt is grains of barley that have been steeped
in water and allowed to partially germinate. The
grains are then dried or cured to suspend germination.
The Mash
The porridge like mixture produced when hot water
is sprayed over cracked, malted barley. The mash
is then briefly boiled - the cooking procedure
causes the starches to turn into sugars and releases
flavour elements.
Mash Tun
Giant stainless steel pan in which the cracked,
malted barely is mixed with boiling water to release
the sugars from the grain. The porridge like mixture
is known as "the mash".
Mouth feel
(If you had to give it a go, you'd probably get this one on your own.)
Literally the way a beer feels in the mouth of
the drinker. Although somewhat subjective - drinks
may be described as thick and creamy, tingly,
bubbly, chewy or smooth.
Nitro-gas
Also known as "mixed gas". It is used to dispense
"bright beers". Usually a combination of 70% Nitrogen
and 30% Carbon dioxide; nitro-gas has largely
replaced Carbon dioxide in beer dispensing as
the mixed gasses produce a thicker, creamier head
and softer flavour.
Pasteurisation
Carried out on beer sold in bottles
and cans. Heating of beer to 60-79°C/140-174°F
to stabilise it microbiologically. Flash-pasteurisation
is applied very briefly, for 15-60 seconds by
heating the beer as it passes through the pipe.
Alternately, the bottled beer can be passed
on a conveyor belt through a heated tunnel.
This more gradual process takes at least 20
minutes and sometimes much longer.
Pint
Standard measure in which beer is served in the
UK. Equivalent to 0.568 of a litre.
Pitching
Adding yeast to the wort in the fermentation tank.
Primary Fermentation
Occurs after pitching the yeast and during the
first three days, during which time fermentation
converts sugars to alcohol. Fermentation time
can vary from three to seven days, depending on
the type of beer.
Stage of fermentation occurring in a closed container
from several weeks to several months.
Sediment
Yeast material at the bottom of the bottle formed
as a result of conditioning the beer in the bottle.
Not a sign of bad beer.
The Shilling (/-) System
Beer in Scotland was traditionally categorised, in shillings, by the invoice price of a 432-pint barrel called a hogshead.
40/- ale was a very light beer often supplied
to farmhands.
50/- and 60/- beers were also reasonably
light and mild.
70/-, 80/- and 90/- were progressively
stronger, export quality, beers.
Though the price of a hogshead barrel became much higher than the original 40/- or 80/-, the shilling terminology continued to be used to indicate the beers' quality and the system was legally recognised in 1914.
Sparging
This is when hot water is sprayed over the mash
in the mash-tun to ensure that all the sugars
in the grain are extracted.
Specific Gravity
The weight of a liquid relative to the weight
of an equal volume of water. Specific gravity
must be checked before and after fermentation.
Used as an indication of the amount of alcohol
present in the finished beer.
(Not the gravity specific to how many beers you've had.)
Spile
A plug used to close a hole in a barrel, cask
or flask.
Tun
Large vessels used in brewing. In America, "tub"
is often preferred.
Venting
Once Cask Conditioned ale is delivered to a pub
it must be set up in its serving position and
then left undisturbed until the cask is empty.
The publican must also "vent" the cask - allowing
the cask to breathe and secondary fermentation
to take place. Secondary fermentation of the beer
in a closed cask ensures that the beer becomes
completely saturated with CO2.
The soft spile is made of porous wood and can
allow exchange of gases between the cask and the
outside world. At this point the beer is still
evolving CO2 so no air enters the cask. The soft
spile serves to ensure that the beer does not
become over-carbonated. Once CO2 evolution has
ceased air could enter the cask so at this point
the soft spile is replaced with the hard spile.
Wort
Wort is the concentrated liquid that is drained
from the mash tun. It contains all the soluble
elements from the malted barley.
(Pronunciation is key with this
one - a very heavy roll on the 'r'
is required.)
Yeast
Yeast are micro-organisms, which activate the fermentation
process, converting the malt sugars into alcohol
and carbon dioxide. Most breweries raise their
own strains of yeast to guarantee the consistency
of their beers.